It is my phenomenological opinion that the beast with two backs is only as such if one adopts a standard missionary based position (ie. in which the two parts of the beast face eachother).—Schwartz, responding to a question he asked himself
“I think this is gonna be like that episode of Just Shoot Me where Finch pushes the model away and then she wants him more you know?”
No, I don’t.
Today in class we were talking about chance and the professor gave the example that, perhaps, if you were to give a million monkeys a million type writers for a million years they could produce Hamlet by eventually hitting the right combination of buttons. I thought that was an interesting idea, so I’m going to try it out here…letting the monkeys go now…..
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If you want your spirits brought back down after reading this hilarious blog, you can go over to our “good friend” Jackie Smith’s blog http://jackiedownunda.tumblr.com/
There are pictures of her going down on a horse! LOL
But seriously if you’re looking for the best writing about Jackie period, go to her blog; if you’re looking for the best writing about Jackie’s period, just stay here.
A recent study shows that 1 in 50 people who go to nightclubs are likely to contract some sort of disease. Wait guys, was this study about nightclubs or Jackie’s room!? Oh, it was nightclubs? Okay.
Its strange to me that I can fail a Biology test about things which my body does correctly every day.
Rain, rain, go away, come again a day when I have some sort of outdoor obligation.
As of my 21st birthday, I have seen 11 vaginas up close. I imagine that’s more than an Applied Mathematics major but less than a starting lacrosse player. I guess I’ll take it.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Its alarming to me how many quotations from this book I got, “Quotations on Life,” are by people who later committed suicide.
